One of our sons had a habit of letting his jeans drop onto the floor by the bed.  His cat loved him, and she often would sleep on the jeans. We also had another cat.  She crapped in his jeans while he slept.  Not a morning person, he put the jeans on, a tattered tee shirt, and shoes and he went to school…middle school.

As he walked, turds dropped from his pant leg.  He wore baggy jeans. He did not notice, but everyone in the hall did.  The cat’s entire bowel movement fell out of his pant leg onto the hallway floor.  Of course it appeared as though he was crapping his pants.

I got a phone call from my son.  I picked him up and signed him out.  He was done for the day, that was for sure.  He didn’t leave his clothes on the floor ever again.