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Gifting, Almost

January 31, 2017June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

Years ago, on a snowy day similar to our weather today here in Michigan,  my husband called me from work.  He asked me to do a favor for his office.  One person was getting married the next weekend and I was given an envelope of cash from my husband.  I slipped down the sidewalk with… Continue reading Gifting, Almost

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Locked Out

January 28, 2017June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

C’mon, we all have had at least one experience of being locked out of a car or home.While in High School I froze for several hours because I could not find my keys.  The first hour kept me warm because I was so mad at myself.  The hours afterwards resulted in me taking a long… Continue reading Locked Out

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Full Moon

January 25, 2017June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

Fighting with your husband on full moon nights becomes a bad habit we cannot break easily. The fight can be over anything.  Laundry is an example. Putting clothes away or not putting clothes away can cause a fight. It is one that always has the same ending.  Clothes are heaped on the bed or dresser.… Continue reading Full Moon

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Dream On

January 15, 2017June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

As I get older, I notice a few things that are different from my youth.  My doctors are, for the most part, the same age as my own children.  It makes me have a harder time in doctor appointments. I pay less attention to current styles of clothing and haircuts.  I love fresh fruit, but… Continue reading Dream On

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Crazy Families Turn Left

January 10, 2017June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

We moved often during our marriage.  One move, we used a small rental truck and jammed all that we could into it from the house.  I reached up and pulled the back hatch of the truck down.  I felt success as a relatively novice mover.  However, the door had six inches to go before being fully closed… Continue reading Crazy Families Turn Left

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Retired

January 9, 2017June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

This is the first year and a  half of my husband’s retirement, for now.  I encouraged him to become a Lyft and Uber driver.  There are hoops to jump through to do these to make a little extra cash.  One son does this in Los Angeles as well as working full time.  I can’t do… Continue reading Retired

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If You Can’t Say Anything Nice…

January 6, 2017June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

Don’t say anything at all.  Your mother told you that, mine did as well.  Give me a pen, however, I have been known to write polite negative newspaper columns that upset forty year old men living with their mothers and soup kitchen coordinators. I have apologized, in writing, and actually on the telephone.  For a… Continue reading If You Can’t Say Anything Nice…

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When Christmas Hit Menopause

December 25, 2016April 22, 2017 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

I had memorable Christmas seasons leading up to the actual holiday.  The season  began after Memorial Day. I was in control, and I had stretched a budget of three hundred dollars into homemade gifts for all and a meal or two as well.  I played holiday music as I made ornaments for our Christmas tree.… Continue reading When Christmas Hit Menopause

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Holiday Letters

December 22, 2016April 22, 2017 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

We have all written at least one holiday happy letter.  I did, more than one.  I usually wrote them in February, a boring month at our house.  I mixed fact with fiction as I wrote the letter.  I am much older now and there is a sense of panic around the holidays due to things… Continue reading Holiday Letters

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Recycling Roulette

December 21, 2016June 17, 2020 Sharon ClemonsLeave a comment

It is windy today. The wheel of misfortune is spinning and so are the recycling bins of well-meaning citizens.  The blue box containers are whisked out of the driveway and down the street. The contents of these containers dump meaningless flotsam and jetsam .  Mother Nature rains on her own parade.  I have watched a… Continue reading Recycling Roulette

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